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Category Archives: Funny and / or Strange News Stories

Man Was Only a Few Bites Into His Burger When….. [Video]

A 28-year-old man in Scotland was going to lunch at the Ed’s Easy Diner in Gateshead and just wanted a hamburger. He got the burger and something extra: a live … Continue reading

March 19, 2015 · Leave a comment

Guess What Happens When You Dip a McDonald’s Cheeseburger in Stomach Acid??

March 4, 2015 · Leave a comment

Women’s Logic – Men Will Never Understand…

February 17, 2015 · Leave a comment

Reasons Why Wine Drunk Will Always Be Your Favorite Drink….

Women and wine — it’s perhaps the closest and most fun relationship out there. It’s stable, strong and reliable. Wine is there to comfort you in the toughest of times … Continue reading

December 28, 2014 · Leave a comment

Time Traveler Tells All After Spending 2 Years in The Future 2749 ..[VIDEO]

    Al Bielek discusses what he remembers from his 6 weeks spent in the year 2137 and 2 years he spent in 2749. One thing that I should stress … Continue reading

December 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

Strange Inventions from the Past; No 1- Smoking in the Rain, NO Problem!

November 4, 2014 · Leave a comment

Cut Onions with no tears….

October 26, 2014 · Leave a comment

Singapore: Hugging, “borrowing” Wi-Fi and 8 other things that can get you arrested…

  Singapore may have a reputation for being an extremely safe and clean country, but there is a good reason for that—very strict laws. The infamous gum ban is just … Continue reading

October 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

Women’s Logic, No 1….


October 8, 2014 · Leave a comment

How to Use Rosemary for Treating Hair Loss….

We all desire healthy and lush hair, so hair loss or progressive thinning hair can affect us quite bad. Hair loss (alopecia) is more common in men, and can result … Continue reading

September 29, 2014 · 1 Comment

Bizarre fast food items from Japan; Kit Kat Pizza….

Clear out your arteries because if you want to eat any of these fast food items from Japan they’re sure to get clogged. Tsuke Potato with Ghana Milk Chocolate Dipping … Continue reading

September 19, 2014 · Leave a comment

Divorce Rates & Consumption of Margarine – Just A Spurious Correlation?

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July 15, 2014 · 1 Comment

To Increase Semen Quality, Avoid Dairy, Eat Walnuts….

  Looks like “schools investing in milk” may not be such a good idea after all. That is, not unless we want to cut down on future populations. Men interested … Continue reading

July 8, 2014 · Leave a comment

Smartphone extortion scam hits hard in Japan…

Many would agree that smartphones are the easiest and most convenient way to stay entertained no matter where you go, provided there’s reception. Although, they do distract us from what’s … Continue reading

July 4, 2014 · Leave a comment


MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!” MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME RELIGION. “You … Continue reading

July 4, 2014 · Leave a comment

Biker Attack With An Unexpected Ending…

July 2, 2014 · Leave a comment

Uruguay Soccer Player Luis Suarez can’t stop biting…. opening your Beer…

The most distinctive aspect of soccer is that use of the hands is prohibited. But did you know players aren’t allowed to use their teeth either? This minor detail of the rule … Continue reading

June 28, 2014 · Leave a comment

Research has shown that what Women do after Sex is….

June 26, 2014 · Leave a comment

Show solidarity with fellow runny egg lovers with “over easy” smartphone case

How one prefers their fried eggs cooked is about as divisive an issue as whether Batman or Wolverine would win in a fight. Many a surprise anniversary breakfast in bed … Continue reading

June 26, 2014 · 1 Comment

Fancy some kangaroo brains in batter or roast wombat?

Australia’s ‘first cookbook’ goes on show at exhibition celebrating early settlers’ culinary journey Source: ABC News Australia If so, the recipes can be found in what is considered Australia’s first … Continue reading

June 26, 2014 · Leave a comment

Jerry Seinfeld on How to Not Be a Jerk in the Digital Age…(Video)

Jerry Seinfeld is offering some tips on social media etiquette in the latest issue of Wired.  “Since I’m a cutting edge technology guy, I get asked a lot of technical questions,” … Continue reading

June 25, 2014 · Leave a comment

Might Have The Best Commercial For The World Cup … for condoms!

June 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

What is your body worth on the black market?

Click twice on the picture to find out…  

June 24, 2014 · Leave a comment


Originally posted by By Tara MacIsaac, Epoch Times | May 17, 2014 A 3-year-old boy in the Golan Heights region near the border of Syria and Israel said he was murdered with an axe … Continue reading

June 23, 2014 · Leave a comment

Tales from a Chinese Man – “Drinking soy milk gave me man-boobs”:

Chinese media reports that a 40-year-old man named Liu, from Jinhua, Zhejiang province, visited the doctor recently in a state of acute embarrassment about his body. Fearful of his co-workers’ … Continue reading

June 22, 2014 · 2 Comments

English Man says a Ghost frequently touched him in inappropriate places and threw things at him.

A man from Dartford claims he is being abused by a ghost. Wishing to remain anonymous, the 33-year-old said the spirit had frequently touched him in inappropriate places and even … Continue reading

June 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

Do you have Stiff shoulders? Ancient Chinese therapy says; light them on fire? (Video) China is home to one of the oldest civilizations in the world. While people in many parts of the world were still running from their own shadows, people there … Continue reading

June 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

Watch the Singapore Tourism Board video that was so bad it was pulled from YouTube…

Source: Here are a few things you should NOT include when making videos to promote your country as a tourist destination: a cheesy script, terrible voice-overs, and music that seems … Continue reading

June 19, 2014 · Leave a comment

China: Threesome in a car causes naked woman to break both legs, (Video)….

An amorous threesome in a parked car ended in disaster for a group of Chinese when the driver accidentally released the handbrake, sending the car rolling down a hill and … Continue reading

June 18, 2014 · Leave a comment

Chinese woman’s money-saving plan: Eat her grandson’s pet for dinner…

Source: Apparently a woman in China took the same philosophy regarding her grandson’s pet, only she didn’t bother to tell him before she cooked it for dinner.  The Wang family lives in Kunming City, located in … Continue reading

June 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

JUST when you thought the world couldn’t get weirder, someone goes and…

Source: The skimpy swimwear pieces were spotted on The Only Way Is Essex stars Bobby Norris and Harry Derbidge while the British reality show was filming in Marbella on the weekend.

June 17, 2014 · 1 Comment

China – A Restaurant where all the food is prepared and served by robots, (Video)

The Robot Restaurant in China’s Heilongjiang Province is a conventional restaurant in every sense, save the glaring exception that the food is prepared and served entirely by an army of 20 … Continue reading

June 16, 2014 · Leave a comment

China’s Facekini Obsession….

Source: If you like partying, and getting copiously loose without being held photographically accountable for your actions, then we’ve got some must haves for the summer beach season. The … Continue reading

June 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

Who did this mess?……. Maggie!

June 13, 2014 · Leave a comment

This Guy Hung An Offensive Sign Around His Neck To Make A Solid Point. Guess What…(Video)

 Source: (Coarse Language Warning) You may find it offensive at first but once you watch it, you will realize that we can all be guilty of this. At 0:47 seconds … Continue reading

June 13, 2014 · 1 Comment

Indonesian woman claims to have given birth to a gecko lizard, (Video)

Since the end of May a special investigative team was dispatched to Oenunto Village in Indonesia at the request of the Chief Medical Officer of nearby Kupang City. Their mission … Continue reading

June 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

Threesome in a car; Woman breaks both legs when car crashes…(Video)

Two women and a man were having sex in a car when one of them accidentally knocked off the handbrake, causing the car to crash into a tree. The accident … Continue reading

June 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

Dip your feet into some Fondue Slippers…

If you’re tired of lace-up sneakers and boring fluffy house slippers, there’s a new type of footwear that’s sure to shake up the shoe industry. Inspired by 1960s house party … Continue reading

June 9, 2014 · Leave a comment

Woman dials emergency in row over ice cream sprinkles

Source: A woman called West Midlands Police saying it was a ‘bit of an emergency’ as she only had sprinkles on one side of her ice cream Police have … Continue reading

June 5, 2014 · Leave a comment

Scientist Proves ‘Death Is An Illusion’ and Reincarnation And Afterlife Exists! (Video)

Source: Professor Robert Lanza from Wake Forest University School of Medicine in North Carolina, claims the theory of biocentrism teaches that death as we know it is an illusion created … Continue reading

June 3, 2014 · Leave a comment

Kid calls 911 for math home work…

May 31, 2014 · Leave a comment

Lion, Tiger and Bear raised together after rescue from drug dealer…..

Credits: After being confiscated from a drug dealer’s home at a very young age, the BLT are the only bear, lion and tiger in the world that live in … Continue reading

May 15, 2014 · Leave a comment

Do you have what it takes for the world’s toughest job?

Mullen Boston crafted a campaign entitled “World’s Toughest Job listing which included a list of stringent requirements: Constant exertion Continuous standing Work 135 hours per week No breaks No vacations … Continue reading

May 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

The Best OFFICE – Ever…..

May 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

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