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THINGS YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT DEATH…

  8 Things My “Bad-Boy” Brother Taught Me About Death By Annie Kagan, OmTimes When my brother Billy woke me three weeks after he died, describing what was happening to … Continue reading

July 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

Tiny Flying Robots Are Being Built To Pollinate Crops Instead Of Real Bees ….

Honeybees, which pollinate nearly one-third of the food we eat, have been dying at unprecedented rates because of a mysterious phenomenon known as colony collapse disorder (CCD). The situation is so dire that in … Continue reading

July 8, 2014 · Leave a comment

To Increase Semen Quality, Avoid Dairy, Eat Walnuts….

  Looks like “schools investing in milk” may not be such a good idea after all. That is, not unless we want to cut down on future populations. Men interested … Continue reading

July 8, 2014 · Leave a comment

Implants are for life…

July 6, 2014 · Leave a comment

Smartphone extortion scam hits hard in Japan…

Many would agree that smartphones are the easiest and most convenient way to stay entertained no matter where you go, provided there’s reception. Although, they do distract us from what’s … Continue reading

July 4, 2014 · Leave a comment

Baby Male Chicks Killed to Make Your Mayonnaise….(Video)

  To make mayonnaise, you have to break some eggs. For companies like Hellmann’s and Best Foods, two leading mayo producers, that amounts to millions of eggs every year—the combined … Continue reading

July 2, 2014 · Leave a comment

This Heist Is Almost Too Clever….

June 30, 2014 · Leave a comment

Priceless Pet Personalities….

June 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

Uruguay Soccer Player Luis Suarez can’t stop biting…. opening your Beer…

The most distinctive aspect of soccer is that use of the hands is prohibited. But did you know players aren’t allowed to use their teeth either? This minor detail of the rule … Continue reading

June 28, 2014 · Leave a comment

These 29 Clever Drawings Will Make You Question Everything Wrong With The World

Polish artist Pawel Kuczynski has worked in satirical illustration since 2004, specializing in thought-provoking images that make his audience question their everyday lives. His subjects deal with everything from social … Continue reading

June 27, 2014 · Leave a comment

Show solidarity with fellow runny egg lovers with “over easy” smartphone case

How one prefers their fried eggs cooked is about as divisive an issue as whether Batman or Wolverine would win in a fight. Many a surprise anniversary breakfast in bed … Continue reading

June 26, 2014 · 1 Comment

Fancy some kangaroo brains in batter or roast wombat?

Australia’s ‘first cookbook’ goes on show at exhibition celebrating early settlers’ culinary journey Source: ABC News Australia If so, the recipes can be found in what is considered Australia’s first … Continue reading

June 26, 2014 · Leave a comment

Jerry Seinfeld on How to Not Be a Jerk in the Digital Age…(Video)

Jerry Seinfeld is offering some tips on social media etiquette in the latest issue of Wired.  “Since I’m a cutting edge technology guy, I get asked a lot of technical questions,” … Continue reading

June 25, 2014 · Leave a comment

Never Argue With Children….

June 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

What is your body worth on the black market?

Click twice on the picture to find out…  

June 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

3-YEAR-OLD REMEMBERS PAST LIFE, IDENTIFIES MURDERER AND LOCATION OF BODY

Originally posted by By Tara MacIsaac, Epoch Times | May 17, 2014 A 3-year-old boy in the Golan Heights region near the border of Syria and Israel said he was murdered with an axe … Continue reading

June 23, 2014 · Leave a comment

Tales from a Chinese Man – “Drinking soy milk gave me man-boobs”:

Chinese media reports that a 40-year-old man named Liu, from Jinhua, Zhejiang province, visited the doctor recently in a state of acute embarrassment about his body. Fearful of his co-workers’ … Continue reading

June 22, 2014 · 2 Comments

Fast Food Workers Say: NEVER Order These Items…

1. McDonald’s McCafe The machines that the McCafe comes out of are disgustingly dirty, and hardly ever cleaned by the employees who are not trained on the machines. There is … Continue reading

June 22, 2014 · Leave a comment

Heart on Fire – Extremely realistic and beautifully done….

Tattoo

June 22, 2014 · Leave a comment

An strange demonstration of nature; 1000’s of ducks take to the streets in Thailand-No red or yellow shirts

There’s a lot going on in Thailand at the moment, and you can be sure that those in the tourism industry watching visitor numbers plummet now that the country has … Continue reading

June 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

English Man says a Ghost frequently touched him in inappropriate places and threw things at him.

A man from Dartford claims he is being abused by a ghost. Wishing to remain anonymous, the 33-year-old said the spirit had frequently touched him in inappropriate places and even … Continue reading

June 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

THE SOCIAL REVOLUTION THAT WILL CHANGE THE WAY WE CONNECT WITH EACH OTHER

Cross Posted from a great site: http://thespiritscience.net/ We are a midst the beginning of a Social Revolution. All of this technology, our communities, communication, and connection with each other is changing. We are able … Continue reading

June 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

HOUSEWIFE TAKES LSD ON CAMERA FOR THE GOVERNMENT…

It would appear that after the effects begin to take place that she begins to have what most people call, a spiritual experience or at the very least an experience … Continue reading

June 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

Scientists Capture Raw Footage of UFO Showing Up At Their Observatory in Norway (Video)

Cross Posted from: http://www.collective-evolution.com/ “There is nothing new to be discovered in physics now. All that remains is more and more precise measurement.” This statement (worldview statement) was by Lord Kelvin … Continue reading

June 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

Do you have Stiff shoulders? Ancient Chinese therapy says; light them on fire? (Video)

http://en.rocketnews24.com/ China is home to one of the oldest civilizations in the world. While people in many parts of the world were still running from their own shadows, people there … Continue reading

June 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

China: Threesome in a car causes naked woman to break both legs, (Video)….

An amorous threesome in a parked car ended in disaster for a group of Chinese when the driver accidentally released the handbrake, sending the car rolling down a hill and … Continue reading

June 18, 2014 · Leave a comment

Chinese woman’s money-saving plan: Eat her grandson’s pet for dinner…

Source: http://en.rocketnews24.com/ Apparently a woman in China took the same philosophy regarding her grandson’s pet, only she didn’t bother to tell him before she cooked it for dinner.  The Wang family lives in Kunming City, located in … Continue reading

June 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

China – Factory in trouble after employees shown stepping and sleeping on noodles

These photos were apparently taken inside a noodle factory in Dongguan City, and subsequently uploaded to Weibo, China’s microblogging platform, where they were quickly attacked for the hideously unsanitary conditions they … Continue reading

June 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

China – A Restaurant where all the food is prepared and served by robots, (Video)

The Robot Restaurant in China’s Heilongjiang Province is a conventional restaurant in every sense, save the glaring exception that the food is prepared and served entirely by an army of 20 … Continue reading

June 16, 2014 · Leave a comment

Scientists Link Selfies To Narcissism, Addiction & Mental Illness …15 Types….

The growing trend of taking smartphone selfies is linked to mental health conditions that focus on a person’s obsession with looks. According to psychiatrist Dr David Veal: “Two out of … Continue reading

June 14, 2014 · 1 Comment

Crazy Wedding Photos…. Get the Garlic QUICK!!

June 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

China’s Facekini Obsession….

Source: http://pulseradio.net/ If you like partying, and getting copiously loose without being held photographically accountable for your actions, then we’ve got some must haves for the summer beach season. The … Continue reading

June 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

This Guy Hung An Offensive Sign Around His Neck To Make A Solid Point. Guess What…(Video)

 Source: http://themindunleashed.org/ (Coarse Language Warning) You may find it offensive at first but once you watch it, you will realize that we can all be guilty of this. At 0:47 seconds … Continue reading

June 13, 2014 · 1 Comment

Indonesian woman claims to have given birth to a gecko lizard, (Video)

Since the end of May a special investigative team was dispatched to Oenunto Village in Indonesia at the request of the Chief Medical Officer of nearby Kupang City. Their mission … Continue reading

June 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

Would you like to try having Dinner In The Sky?

“Oh buggar, did someone remember to bring the ketchup?  NO????!”

June 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

Should you put your kid on a leash? Japanese mothers say…..

  I’ve got this….. NOT! Sources: http://en.rocketnews24.com/ Naver Matome We’re not entirely sure who invented child leashes, but they have found their way to Japan and the controversy that surrounds them has been imported right … Continue reading

June 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

Threesome in a car; Woman breaks both legs when car crashes…(Video)

Two women and a man were having sex in a car when one of them accidentally knocked off the handbrake, causing the car to crash into a tree. The accident … Continue reading

June 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

Scientific proof human race was created by aliens…

A group of researchers worked for 13 years at the Human Genome Project (Project completed in 2003) indicate that they made an astonishing scientific discovery: They believe so-called 97% non-coding sequences in … Continue reading

June 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

These People Whip Out Their Phones In A Movie Theater. They Never Saw It Coming!

In less than 2 minutes, these movie goers will get an unexpected surprise. People really need to learn the true consequences of this message.   

June 10, 2014 · Leave a comment

Dip your feet into some Fondue Slippers…

If you’re tired of lace-up sneakers and boring fluffy house slippers, there’s a new type of footwear that’s sure to shake up the shoe industry. Inspired by 1960s house party … Continue reading

June 9, 2014 · Leave a comment

France Is Paying People to Bike to Work

A pilot project is giving cash to 10,000 citizens if they agree to commute by bicycle. The next time you head to Paris, you might see more people riding bikes … Continue reading

June 6, 2014 · Leave a comment

Woman dials emergency in row over ice cream sprinkles

Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/ A woman called West Midlands Police saying it was a ‘bit of an emergency’ as she only had sprinkles on one side of her ice cream Police have … Continue reading

June 5, 2014 · Leave a comment

Here’s What Happens When You Ask A Bunch Of Famous Chefs To Design Their Dream Burger…

The original Shake Shack in New York City’s Madison Square Park turns 10 this month, and the beloved burger joint is celebrating with a series of specialty burgers created by … Continue reading

June 5, 2014 · Leave a comment

Chinese Air Force chasing UFO believed to have been caught on Google Maps…

Cross Posted from: Back in September 2011, there were widespread flight cancellations across China that were blamed on inclement weather. It was an unusually large disruption to the air traffic … Continue reading

June 4, 2014 · Leave a comment

Scientist Proves ‘Death Is An Illusion’ and Reincarnation And Afterlife Exists! (Video)

Source: Professor Robert Lanza from Wake Forest University School of Medicine in North Carolina, claims the theory of biocentrism teaches that death as we know it is an illusion created … Continue reading

June 3, 2014 · Leave a comment

Germany – The Law now Says You Can No Longer Keep Nude Photos of Your Ex

Source: When you split with your partner, you have the right to demand that all intimate images they have of you be deleted, a German court ruled this week. The … Continue reading

May 31, 2014 · 1 Comment

Korean woman gets plastic surgery to look like Australian model Miranda Kerr…

Source: The Korean model, Hong Yuh Reum, was featured on a Japanese TV special about plastic surgery recently, where she admitted Miranda Kerr was her inspiration for undergoing surgery in … Continue reading

May 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

America – Pedestrian Hit by Flying Buzzsaw in Midtown Manhattan… Video

A pedestrian walking past a crew tearing up a Manhattan street was struck by a flying buzzsaw Tuesday, police said. The construction company, which was doing work for the city, … Continue reading

May 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

China – 3 Mysterious Spheres Fall Out of Sky….(Video)

Source: http://www.sott.net Residents in Mengchang village in the province of Heilongjiang were stirred Friday when three unidentified flying objects fell from the sky and landed into a vegetable garden. The … Continue reading

May 28, 2014 · Leave a comment

Looks like Fried Chicken….. Woof, Woof….

May 15, 2014 · Leave a comment
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