A Blonde in Church
An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, ‘Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and
this Christian Family
No one moved. The preacher continued, ‘Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood?
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew.
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the Congregation roared.