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The legend of the “Goat Man” dates back to 1957 in…[Video]

The legend of the Goatman dates back to 1957 in Prince Georges County, Maryland. But it has recently been spotted in Kentucky, Wisconsin, and Texas — all in one week. … Continue reading

May 31, 2016 · Leave a comment

Japanese men urged to use phones to check sperm count…

A company in Japan has developed a kit that allows men to use their phones to check their sperm count in the comfort of their home. Key points: Birth rates … Continue reading

May 20, 2016 · Leave a comment

Is the 9/11 scam coming undone?

The so-called “mastermind of 9/11” is appearing before the kangaroo court at the US Torture Chamber and Concentration Camp in Guantanamo Bay Cuba. The main defendant appearing before the secretive … Continue reading

May 18, 2016 · Leave a comment

Man Build His Own Floating Island with 150,000 Plastic Bottles he Collected…

Plastic bottles are one of the leading waste products in the world. To help save the environment, empty plastic bottles should be recycled, it can be made into jewelry stand, craft organization, self-watering … Continue reading

April 23, 2016 · Leave a comment

Canna-bees ‘trained to produce honey from marijuana’….

Frenchman claims to have mastered the art of producing highly intoxicating honey from the flowers of weed plants.   A beekeeper has trained a hive of “canna-bees” to produce honey … Continue reading

March 31, 2016 · Leave a comment

Buddy the bucket-list dog dies with all items but one ticked off…

A terminally ill dog who captured the hearts of thousands of people after his owner set up a bucket list for his final days has died. Emily Mochan’s seven-year-old blue … Continue reading

March 31, 2016 · Leave a comment

Show solidarity with fellow runny egg lovers with “over easy” smartphone case

How one prefers their fried eggs cooked is about as divisive an issue as whether Batman or Wolverine would win in a fight. Many a surprise anniversary breakfast in bed … Continue reading

March 17, 2016 · 1 Comment

Aussie Cuisine – Fancy some kangaroo brains in batter or roast wombat?

Australia’s ‘first cookbook’ goes on show at exhibition celebrating early settlers’ culinary journey Source: ABC News Australia If so, the recipes can be found in what is considered Australia’s first … Continue reading

March 16, 2016 · Leave a comment

A simple way of sealing a bag of chips without a clip…

February 10, 2016 · Leave a comment

What did the cat do to the dog after he went missing way for 10 days?

  The animosity between two of our favorite animals is well-documented through books, cartoons, and pop culture at large. If we’re to trust what we see on TV, we’d believe … Continue reading

December 30, 2015 · Leave a comment

Why Fat People Have Better Sex….

Men with higher fat reserves produce more of this hormone, which inhibits orgasm. So sex just lasts longer when he’s chunky. On a subconscious level, he can’t resist her softness … Continue reading

December 13, 2015 · Leave a comment

Watch John Oliver hilariously explain why expiration dates are completely bogus…

As many as nine out of 10 Americans throw away their food before they need to. Most of us do it out of fear. On this week’s episode of “Last … Continue reading

December 9, 2015 · Leave a comment

Police chase Male Cosmetic Shoplifter with 20 patrol cars and helicopter, fail to catch him

Japan; Gifu At approximately 2:50 in the afternoon of December 4 a call came over the emergency 110 line from a drug store reporting that “a man who stole some … Continue reading

December 8, 2015 · Leave a comment

Wear Wet Socks Before You Go To Sleep and See What Happens in The Morning

Wear Socks Soaked In Apple Cider Vinegar and Fight Fever If you are dealing with a fever, put on socks soaked in apple cider vinegar. Use this remedy as an … Continue reading

December 8, 2015 · Leave a comment

Giving Oral Sex Makes Women Happier… According To Study! (ADULTS ONLY)

A recently released survey asked 293 college aged women questions about sex…and the answers will shock you! The women were asked to feel out a common mental health tool used … Continue reading

December 6, 2015 · Leave a comment

Rare and empty pack of smokes now selling on Yahoo! Japan Auction for $300,000

Ever since 2005, the Japanese government has mandated that at least 30 percent of a tobacco product’s warning label contain a written warning about the hazards of smoking. Even prior … Continue reading

June 9, 2015 · Leave a comment

10 Reasons To Sleep Naked….

1. You’ll get a much deeper sleep. Don’t take it from me, take it from The American Academy of Sleep Medicine: Your body naturally drops in temperature when you sleep … Continue reading

April 14, 2015 · Leave a comment

Majority of Earth’s potable water trapped in Coca-Cola products

Corvallis, Oregon—Fueling humanitarian concerns over the vital resource’s scarcity in many parts of the world, a report published Wednesday by researchers at Oregon State University has found that 68 percent … Continue reading

April 13, 2015 · Leave a comment

Lab-grown burger price has already dropped dramatically from $273,000

While lab-grown burgers are desirable for many reasons — the absence of slaughter, the savings in land use, water and energy required for livestock, the reduction in greenhouse gases — … Continue reading

April 8, 2015 · Leave a comment

The all-new 2016 Audi Autonomous Office Chair….

The all-new 2016 Audi Autonomous Office Chair For years, Audi pioneered autonomous driving technology. And now it’s revolutionizing the office. The Audi Autonomous Office Chair is equipped with groundbreaking features … Continue reading

April 2, 2015 · Leave a comment

Too Fat To Work | This Morning – Katie Hopkins and Jay Cole Interview

In this video we hear from the team at This Morning ITV as they go deeper into the unemployment issue in the UK. Kate Hopkins stands up for what she … Continue reading

April 2, 2015 · Leave a comment

The all-new 2016 Audi Autonomous Office Chair….

The all-new 2016 Audi Autonomous Office Chair For years, Audi pioneered autonomous driving technology. And now it’s revolutionizing the office. The Audi Autonomous Office Chair is equipped with groundbreaking features … Continue reading

April 2, 2015 · Leave a comment

Too Fat To Work | This Morning – Katie Hopkins and Jay Cole Interview

In this video we hear from the team at This Morning ITV as they go deeper into the unemployment issue in the UK. Kate Hopkins stands up for what she … Continue reading

April 2, 2015 · Leave a comment

Dream Doghouse: a $30,000 pad for the cultivated canine….

When we look at our four-legged companions, we can see ourselves stripped of all the complications of being human. After all, dogs seem to derive an almost inordinate amount of joy from the … Continue reading

April 1, 2015 · Leave a comment

Dream Doghouse: a $30,000 pad for the cultivated canine….

When we look at our four-legged companions, we can see ourselves stripped of all the complications of being human. After all, dogs seem to derive an almost inordinate amount of joy from the … Continue reading

April 1, 2015 · Leave a comment

Those Crazy Russians….

Balancing on railings and hanging from towers While he’s technically Ukranian, the urban climber known as Mustang Wanted is plenty crazy enough to hang with the Russians — literally, as in the … Continue reading

March 26, 2015 · Leave a comment

US Cop Violence Parody – Driving While Brown … And Furry – [VIDEO]

December 25, 2014 · Leave a comment

Wheatgrass Turns Gray Hair Back to Its Natural Color?

Gray hair: The ultimate telltale sign of aging. Approximately half of all 50-year-olds are at least 50% gray. Try as you may to postpone the inevitable with expensive, foul-smelling and … Continue reading

November 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

Bizarre Sexual Fetish of ‘Gaining’, Feeding Women to Obesity….

Cross Posted From: http://www.alternet.org/ Welcome to the world of “Gaining,” a sexual fetish that celebrates bloated bellies and the process of fattening up. Also known as “Feederism,” the trend falls into … Continue reading

November 2, 2014 · Leave a comment

What Your Zodiac Sign Says About Your Drinking Habits…

  We all know (or should know) that horoscopes are self-fulfilling prophecies and are, overall, a load of crap. However, despite this nonsense, it is always interesting to see if … Continue reading

October 22, 2014 · 1 Comment

Singapore: Hugging, “borrowing” Wi-Fi and 8 other things that can get you arrested…

  Singapore may have a reputation for being an extremely safe and clean country, but there is a good reason for that—very strict laws. The infamous gum ban is just … Continue reading

October 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

MH-17 Was In Fact The ‘Lost’ Flight MH-370

When it was first announced that flight MH-370 disappeared without a trace, there had been voices suggesting that the same plane will be later used in a false flag operation. … Continue reading

October 9, 2014 · Leave a comment

The world’s most expensive tissues?

The Japanese paper company Daishowa First has announced their newest high-quality product: a tissue box containing soft and luxurious tissues of 12 different hues. The product is named ‘Juunihitoe‘, a … Continue reading

October 1, 2014 · Leave a comment

8 Ways To Take Control Back Over Your Mind

Written by Amateo Ra| If you are reading this, you are ready to take control of your mind. Since the beginning of our lives, our minds have been programmed by … Continue reading

September 30, 2014 · Leave a comment

This Scent Can Help Heal Wounds….

By activating olfactory receptors in your skin Skin cells have olfactory receptors, and when those receptors are exposed to sandalwood, a popular ingredient in perfumes and incense sticks, the resulting … Continue reading

September 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

Ridiculous Japanese Products…

1. Edward Scissor Feet How much time have you wasted clipping one toenail at a time? You’ll never get those minutes of your life back. But you don’t have to … Continue reading

September 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

Bizarre fast food items from Japan; Kit Kat Pizza….

Clear out your arteries because if you want to eat any of these fast food items from Japan they’re sure to get clogged. Tsuke Potato with Ghana Milk Chocolate Dipping … Continue reading

September 19, 2014 · Leave a comment

How to Stop Cyber-Bulling…

September 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

Put The Elderly in Prison….

September 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

Men slipping and landing with their penises stuck in….

Men slipping and landing with their penises stuck in something is a health hazard that governments have ignored for too long! http://static.nmhk.movideo.com/flash/movideo_player.swf

September 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

The world’s most expensive tissues?

The Japanese paper company Daishowa First has announced their newest high-quality product: a tissue box containing soft and luxurious tissues of 12 different hues. The product is named ‘Juunihitoe‘, a … Continue reading

September 7, 2014 · Leave a comment

MH-17 Was In Fact The ‘Lost’ Flight MH-370

When it was first announced that flight MH-370 disappeared without a trace, there had been voices suggesting that the same plane will be later used in a false flag operation.Personally, … Continue reading

September 3, 2014 · Leave a comment

Ex Canadian Defense Minister : “At Least 4 Known Alien Species Have Been Visiting Earth For Thousands Of Years” [VIDEO\

What’s he been smoking?  Cross Posted From: http://themindunleashed.org/ Paul Hellyer was the Canadian Minister of National Defense in the 1960′s during the cold war. He was responsible for combining the Canadian … Continue reading

July 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

Ex Canadian Defense Minister : “At Least 4 Known Alien Species Have Been Visiting Earth For Thousands Of Years” [VIDEO\

What’s he been smoking?  Cross Posted From: http://themindunleashed.org/ Paul Hellyer was the Canadian Minister of National Defense in the 1960′s during the cold war. He was responsible for combining the Canadian … Continue reading

July 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

Airbus Patents ‘Bicycle Seats’ That Look Terrifying For Airline Passengers; No pedals included yet….

A five-hour flight in coach from New York to Los Angeles is enough to make most people cringe, but imagine doing so upright in a bicycle seat. Sounds like corporal … Continue reading

July 15, 2014 · Leave a comment

Divorce Rates & Consumption of Margarine – Just A Spurious Correlation?

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July 15, 2014 · 2 Comments

THINGS YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT DEATH…

  8 Things My “Bad-Boy” Brother Taught Me About Death By Annie Kagan, OmTimes When my brother Billy woke me three weeks after he died, describing what was happening to … Continue reading

July 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

Tiny Flying Robots Are Being Built To Pollinate Crops Instead Of Real Bees ….

Honeybees, which pollinate nearly one-third of the food we eat, have been dying at unprecedented rates because of a mysterious phenomenon known as colony collapse disorder (CCD). The situation is so dire that in … Continue reading

July 8, 2014 · Leave a comment

To Increase Semen Quality, Avoid Dairy, Eat Walnuts….

  Looks like “schools investing in milk” may not be such a good idea after all. That is, not unless we want to cut down on future populations. Men interested … Continue reading

July 8, 2014 · Leave a comment

Implants are for life…

July 6, 2014 · Leave a comment

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